God Gave Me Red Eye, Erika's Aunt Gave Her Liquor
Too Sly For You: Hey
LockMM: hollar
Too Sly For You: what's up?
LockMM: my eye is inflected!
Too Sly For You: inflected?
LockMM: its red
Too Sly For You: what happened?
LockMM: i wear my contacts too often and theyre not letting my eyes breathe
LockMM: which means i have to wear my glasses for a few days
Too Sly For You: did you give your eyes their inhalers?
LockMM: which means i have to get up eariler everyday to do my hair so i dont look like complete crap
LockMM: yes i did
Too Sly For You: well i wanted to see what all you were up to
LockMM: eatting popcorn
LockMM: you?
LockMM: hows summer camp?
Too Sly For You: interesting
Too Sly For You: as expectecd
Too Sly For You: i was going to ask if you wanted to hang out but my aunt just called me and asked me to take her to the airport
Too Sly For You: she has to be there at 4 am tomorrow
Too Sly For You: i was like um wow Eola
Too Sly For You: that's really early
Too Sly For You: but she's giving me liquor
Too Sly For You: so i think at the end of the day it all pans out
LockMM: damn
LockMM: what kind of liquor?
Too Sly For You: not sure yet
Too Sly For You: but i know i get to pick
Too Sly For You: lol
LockMM: awesome
Too Sly For You: seriously i was just about to ask you when she called
Too Sly For You: that's so weird lol
LockMM: haha
Too Sly For You: Family
Too Sly For You: gotta love t hem
LockMM: you dont want to see me anyways with the red eye
Too Sly For You: actually
Too Sly For You: yeah i do
Too Sly For You: I really do
Too Sly For You: I want to see if it's as gross as you make it sound lol
Too Sly For You: well what are you doing tomorrow?
LockMM: like i was with my friend when he noticed it....i was hoping it was something exciting like i popped a blood vessel due to an orgasim
LockMM: work
LockMM: sorry dude
Too Sly For You: but what time are you off of work?
Too Sly For You: midnight?
Too Sly For You: 9?
Too Sly For You: ...3?
Too Sly For You: 4:45?
Too Sly For You: i'm just shooting out random times here
Too Sly For You: feel free to stop me whenever
LockMM: stop haha
LockMM: i get off at 7:30
Too Sly For You: i told my aunt i might go back to her place or my other aunts place and fall asleep though
Too Sly For You: cuz um that's REALLY early to be getting up
LockMM: tis alright
Too Sly For You: 7:30...that's so early
LockMM: dude yea
Too Sly For You: we could...do...something
LockMM: i didnt even konw four was a time to get up....i stayed up to it once
Too Sly For You: yeah four is a crappy time to get up
LockMM: dude you ingored my sex story!
Too Sly For You: oh sorry lmao
Too Sly For You: i thought that was a metaphor
LockMM: no it was true!
Too Sly For You: oh
Too Sly For You: lmao well thats just funny then
LockMM: it was nice....do our business in a park on a blanket, underneath a bunch of trees while a lightning storm was going on....
Too Sly For You: that sounds scary to me lol
Too Sly For You: but *cough* very romantic
LockMM: and when its all done he turned to me and said what the fuck is worng with your eye!
LockMM: haha
Too Sly For You: maybe it was the rain
Too Sly For You: or maybe....God is punishing you
Too Sly For You: for your dirty deed
Too Sly For You: ...I like that last one
LockMM: probably...cause it wasnt raining
Too Sly For You: oh wait God just called me
Too Sly For You: he said that was totally the reason why
LockMM: but i was calling to him during it
LockMM: oh god oh god and he never answered
Too Sly For You: Oh that just pissed him off even more
LockMM: o ok
LockMM: i told him i was coming as well....do you think he knows i meant for dinner?
Too Sly For You: well if you did say that and you never showed up to dinner....
Too Sly For You: i'm sure he was even angrier
LockMM: well, i got held up there was a cock block i mean road block
Too Sly For You: *cough*
LockMM: whatever, it was good
LockMM: later
Too Sly For You: oh i was still walking around putting on my clothes
Too Sly For You: but yes yes....bye, I'll ttyl, yes? yes...yes in deed
LockMM: indeed