Introducing...Mark's Mom!
LockMM: duh
LockMM: dur
LockMM: you're not paying attention to me!
LockMM: you dont luff me...
xforgotenxonex: Not Mark
LockMM: o
LockMM: who is this?
xforgotenxonex: He is in the living room watching Pirates of the Carribean
xforgotenxonex: MOM
LockMM: hello mom
xforgotenxonex: hello
xforgotenxonex: who is this
LockMM: michelle
LockMM: the love of mark's life
xforgotenxonex: hi michelle
LockMM: its nice to meet you
LockMM: sorry to bother
xforgotenxonex: I was going to name mark's sister michelle
xforgotenxonex: nice to meet you too no bother
xforgotenxonex: then i would have 3 children with the first names starting with m
LockMM: awww
xforgotenxonex: Michael Michelle and Mark
xforgotenxonex: but alas I named her Becky
LockMM: its alright, michelle is a name to live up too
LockMM: rebecca is more classic
xforgotenxonex: ha ha
xforgotenxonex: yeah she goes by Rebecca now that she's is grad school
LockMM: my mom wanted to name me mikayla
xforgotenxonex: we still call her becky
LockMM: and my dad wanted to name me london
xforgotenxonex: i like that it has a ethnic ring to it
LockMM: so they picked michelle, but michelle the french form of mikayle
xforgotenxonex: London huh??
LockMM: so my mom really won
xforgotenxonex: cool
xforgotenxonex: mom should win she carried you for 9 months
LockMM: yup and my sister was going to be cyanne
LockMM: but she ended up as alica
xforgotenxonex: dad just had fun putting you there ha ha
LockMM: hahaha
xforgotenxonex: yep now you know where mark gets his humor
LockMM: well, mom said she wanted to name me michelle for my dad's father
LockMM: no he doesnt
LockMM: you're actually funny
xforgotenxonex: i'm going to tellllllllllllllll
LockMM: tattle tale!
LockMM: ill deny it in the morning
xforgotenxonex: you're grandad??
xforgotenxonex: I've been called that before
LockMM: yup his name was loyld
xforgotenxonex: ok i'm not following
LockMM: his nickname during the war was Mike
xforgotenxonex: ohhhhhhhhhh
LockMM: yup
xforgotenxonex: how did they get Mike from Lloyd
LockMM: so we get to point c from point a via point b
LockMM: now thats a good question
xforgotenxonex: I've always like point b the best
xforgotenxonex: now why haven't you ever asked that question before
xforgotenxonex: b for bitchy that is hahahah
xforgotenxonex: a
LockMM: because my family is a bunch of storytellers
xforgotenxonex: liars?????
LockMM: and i dont have a day to give to a story
xforgotenxonex: oh
LockMM: we just like our tall tales!!!
xforgotenxonex: tall tales get in the way
xforgotenxonex: oops tails that is
LockMM: they make things more fun
LockMM: its alright, i wont tell
xforgotenxonex: good
xforgotenxonex: this is my mom\
xforgotenxonex: dammit
xforgotenxonex: he commandeered the key board
LockMM: does mark get his spelling from you? hes always correcting me
LockMM: awww split personalities!
xforgotenxonex: why of course I'm smart
xforgotenxonex: smarty pants that is
LockMM: does that mean you never wear jeans?
LockMM: always pants?
LockMM: if you were a skirt is it a medicore skirt?
LockMM: wear i mean
LockMM: o dear mark did away with you
xforgotenxonex: yep but I got it back
xforgotenxonex: i shooed him away
LockMM: yay!
xforgotenxonex: i only wear jean
LockMM: mom 1000 mark 0
xforgotenxonex: no skirts they are for sissies
LockMM: but youre a mom! moms wear dresses and aprons!
xforgotenxonex: not in this century
LockMM: yay for freedom!
LockMM: and the vote!
xforgotenxonex: i bring home the bacon fry it up in a pan and never never let my husband forget he's a man
xforgotenxonex: ok i'm probably dating myself with that one
xforgotenxonex: it was a commercial in the 70's
LockMM: do you take yourself out on dates?
LockMM: since you date yourself
xforgotenxonex: of course, i'm the only on worth dating
LockMM: haha punny
LockMM: you go mark's mom
xforgotenxonex: yeah and the vote too
xforgotenxonex: ok gotta go gotta get back to work
LockMM: i as well
xforgotenxonex: I'm invoicing customers so we can get some money
xforgotenxonex: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LockMM: i mean gotta go back to sex and the city then project runway
LockMM: bye mark's mom!